The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark.
Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house.
A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?"
"'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"
90% of programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Your momma so fat...
I ran around her twice and got lost.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans?
Throw a peso over a cliff.
How do you kill 10,000 more?
Tell them nobody got it.
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Little dirty Johnny took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear an even dirtier joke?
Bubbles is the girl next door.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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Peter: My mom is having a new baby.
Joy: What's wrong with the old one?