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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? A: He heard the snow blower coming.
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has 74.04 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: dirty, weather
Death: It's your time. give me your hand Blonde: No! i know that if i dont touch you then I'll never die! Death: Holy shit! You figured out the key to living forever! You're soooo smart! High five! Blonde: *high fives* Death: Typical blonde... Dumbass...
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has 74.03 % from 1645 votes. More jokes about: blonde, death, stupid
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
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has 74.03 % from 778 votes. More jokes about: black people, priest, racist
Q: What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? A: They can both smell it, but can't eat it.
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has 74.01 % from 521 votes. More jokes about: food, sex, work
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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has 73.96 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, nerd
Mr. Smith, the biology instructor at a Highschool, said during class, “Miss Jones, would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions.” Miss Jones gasped, then said, “Mr. Smith, I do not think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear of this.” With that she sat down red-faced. Unperturbed, Mr. Smith called on Miss Brown and asked the same question. Miss Brown, replied, “The pupil of the eye, in dim light.” “Correct,” said Mr. Smith. “And now, Miss Jones, I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson. Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful disappointment."
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It fucking hurts doesn't it!"
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, husband, love, wife
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday night.
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has 73.94 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: blonde
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot. Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p.a. system - "Will the gentleman on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee". He looked up, looked back down and then resumed addressing the ball again. The Voice again - "Will the Man on the Red tees PLEASE MOVE BACK to the White Tees?!" He looked back at the starters shack and yelled, "Will the IDIOT on the p.a. shut up so that the man on the lady's tee can hit his second shot"!
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: sport
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