Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Little dirty Johnny took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear an even dirtier joke?
Bubbles is the girl next door.
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Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Nate: Why was school easier for cave people?
Kate: Why?
Nate: Because there was no history to study!
Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?"
"Bread"
"Yes"
"Hamburger"
"Ok"
A five years girl answered "Light",
"Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?"
"Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".
Dad, would you like to save some money?
I certainly would, son.
Any suggestions? Sure.
Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft?
A: Classical conditioning.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.