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Wanna hear a dirty joke? Little dirty Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.
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has 73.73 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.
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has 73.73 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, science, Yo mama
I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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has 73.71 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, music
When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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has 73.71 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Nate: Why was school easier for cave people? Kate: Why? Nate: Because there was no history to study!
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has 73.68 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: history, school
Mrs Laura a kindergarten teacher asked her class "what things we can eat?" "Bread" "Yes" "Hamburger" "Ok" A five years girl answered "Light", "Omg" shouted the teacher, "how can light be eaten?" "Last night I heared mom whispering to dad 'turn the light off and put it in my mouth'".
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has 73.68 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, food, kids, sex
Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dad, money
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? A: Classical conditioning.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: geek, nerd, science
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
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has 73.68 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: money, political, weather
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