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If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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