Joke #8720

If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Vote:
has 73.07 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck did enter the Dragon.
Vote:
has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Vote:
has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Vote:
has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Vote:
has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
Vote:
has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: airplane, business, celebrity, Chuck Norris
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Vote:
has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Vote:
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
Vote:
has 82.61 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Vote:
has 45.60 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death