If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.