If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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