If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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