If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe.
It's now called Shakey's.
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Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town.
They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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