If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris does not play the lottery.
It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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