If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris.
It was more "humane".
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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