If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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