If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.