Joke #8720

If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.

Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.

You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.

Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.

Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.

Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.

Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?

Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.

Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.