If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.