If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Why did we have a global recession?
Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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