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Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.
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A lawyer has just settled down in his new office. So now, he is thinking what he can do to have clients. After a long time thinking, a man comes into the office. Right away, the lawyer decides to make his new plan take action. So he picks up the phone and says: "Unfortunately, Ms. Onassis, I cannot undertake your case right now. I am working full time, call me in a month to see if I can help you." He puts the phone down and says to the waiting man: "How can I help you sir?" "Nothing really, I am from telephone communications, I just came to connect your phone."
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has 73.31 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, office, phone, work
Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.
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Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
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has 73.30 % from 310 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, knock-knock, vulgar
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
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has 73.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, food, nerd
A woman asked her lover, "Would you keep f*ck me that much even after marriage? He replied, "Sure dear, if your husband had no objection."
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has 73.29 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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has 73.28 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: animal, democrat
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.
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has 73.27 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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