Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops? A: Apparently they make you look hard.
A lawyer has just settled down in his new office. So now, he is thinking what he can do to have clients. After a long time thinking, a man comes into the office. Right away, the lawyer decides to make his new plan take action. So he picks up the phone and says: "Unfortunately, Ms. Onassis, I cannot undertake your case right now. I am working full time, call me in a month to see if I can help you." He puts the phone down and says to the waiting man: "How can I help you sir?" "Nothing really, I am from telephone communications, I just came to connect your phone."
Q: What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard? A: A new last name.
Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"? A: BaNa2
A woman asked her lover, "Would you keep f*ck me that much even after marriage? He replied, "Sure dear, if your husband had no objection."
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat? A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.