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Patient: "Are you sure that you can do this operation safely?" Doctor: "That is what I want to find out myself."
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TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son. FATHER: What's that? TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
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As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex, the husband put his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night, while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the bank to the floor where it smashed. To his surprise, among the masses of coins, there were handfuls of five and ten dollar bills. He asks his wife what's up. "Well," she replied, "not everyone is as cheap as you are."
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A boss has to fire one of 2 workers, Jack and Jill. However, Both Jack and Jill are skilled workers and he is finding it really, really difficult to pick. So after their shifts, Jack goes home before Jill does, and the boss goes over to Jill just before she gets into her car. He informs her of his dilemma. "Hey Jill, I have a problem." "Ok Boss, what is it?" she asks "I Can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off, what would you suggest?" "Well, you'd better get the vasoline, i'm going home!"
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has 73.37 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: dirty, management, masturbation, work
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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A sexology professor announced that if any man over 50 eats 2 or 3 dates with a raw garlic clove he never fails in sex problems. This prescription makes his dick strong and heathy. There is only one side effect. That diet causes he blows many farts daily!
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has 73.36 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: dating, dirty, disgusting, fart, sex
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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has 73.35 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: dirty, game, masturbation, sex
“Dad, can you write in the dark?” “I think so. What is it you want me to write?” “Your name on this report card.”
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has 73.35 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: school
Two police officers stopped a guy for speeding on the province highway in Mississauga, Ontario. As they were writing up the ticket, one oficer turned to the other and said: "How do you spell Mississauga?" The other one replied: "I don't know." So the first one said: "Well what are we gong to do? If we spell it wrong, it will get dismissed." The second oficer said: "Why don't we just let him go and stop him again when he gets to Toronto?"
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Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "t". Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.
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