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A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!" Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table. "There's no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
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has 71.80 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, family, marriage, redneck
An atheist was rowing on Loch Ness in Scotland one day, when suddenly the Loch Ness monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat. He panicked and shouted "God help me!", and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just froze. A voice from the heavens boomed "You say you don't believe in me, but now you're asking for my help?" The atheist looked up and said, "Well, ten seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either."
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has 71.80 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god, time
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
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has 71.80 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 71.80 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black? Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
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has 71.79 % from 588 votes. More jokes about: sex
Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. "Tom what’s going on?" Mark asked. "It’s my wife Beckie," Tom replied. "She ran off with my best friend!" "Hey wait a second!" Said Mark. "Aren’t I your best friend?" "Not any more," Tom said with a happy smile. "He is!"
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Q:Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? A:Because they can.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all enter a swim meet. The gun goes off, and the brunette quickly captures first, with the redhead coming in second. An hour later, the blonde emerges from the pool and complains to the judges that while she was doing the breast stroke, the others were using their arms.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde
We’re all self-made but only the rich and successful like to admit it.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then voice in my head says: "Haha nice one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
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