In clas: 1+1=2
Exam: John has four apples and gives one away. Calculate the mass of the sun.
Two monsters went to a Halloween party.
Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
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Linux is like wigwam: no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside.
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The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
A little boy asked his mother:
Mummy, why are you white and I am black?
Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
We’re all self-made but only the rich and successful like to admit it.
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then voice in my head says:
"Haha nice one!"
and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
A: What's the difference between a lawyer and an undertaker?
B: A Lawyer doesn't mind getting his hands dirty while burying his victims.