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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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