Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.