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A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries. After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here." "At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised."
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, money
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was standing at a bus stop. Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and kept staring at him hard. Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, "Wotz up oldie! Never done something wild?" To this the old man replied, "Yeah,I f*cked a peahen once and I'm wondering if you are my son."
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: old people
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a b*tch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued." The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you." He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?" The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"
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has 72.03 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, dirty, gay
Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on.
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has 72.03 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There was a hysterical call at the fire department, and it went like this: "Help me, please help me! There is a cat meowing and yowling with frequency and urgency. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you please help me, and send the fire squad right away?" "Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax wait until he leaves." "You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!" "Cats aren’t like snakes or spiders that are poisonous, by the way who is calling?" "I’m Josephine’s parrot you jerk!" "Help me please, please help!"
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has 72.02 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, death, parrot
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
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has 72.02 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god
Chuck Norris kills 100% of germs.
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has 72.01 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.
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has 72.00 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)
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has 72.00 % from 166 votes. More jokes about: dirty, football
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