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*BOOM* Mum shouts: "What was that?" Me: "My coat fell." Mum: "It sounded a lot heavier than that!" Me: "I was in it."
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what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
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has 71.80 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
An atheist was rowing on Loch Ness in Scotland one day, when suddenly the Loch Ness monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat. He panicked and shouted "God help me!", and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just froze. A voice from the heavens boomed "You say you don't believe in me, but now you're asking for my help?" The atheist looked up and said, "Well, ten seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster either."
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has 71.80 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god, time
Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.
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has 71.80 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: fat, money, Yo mama
The biggest difference between men and women is what comes to mind when the word 'Facial' is used.
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has 71.80 % from 129 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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has 71.80 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
A little boy asked his mother: Mummy, why are you white and I am black? Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party..., you are lucky that you don’t bark.
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has 71.79 % from 588 votes. More jokes about: sex
We’re all self-made but only the rich and successful like to admit it.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then voice in my head says: "Haha nice one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
A: What's the difference between a lawyer and an undertaker? B: A Lawyer doesn't mind getting his hands dirty while burying his victims.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
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