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A man is out walking in New York when he sees a girl being savaged by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by beating about the head with a stick and saves the girl's life. The girl's mother rushes over to him: "Thank you, thank you, you are a hero, tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Young Girl" "But I'm not a New Yorker," the man says. "Oh, then it will say in all the newspapers Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl," says the mother. "But I'm not an American," the man says. "What are you then?" asks the mother. "I'm an Iranian," the man says. The next day he sees the newspaper headlines: Islamic Extr*mist kills American Dog.
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Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
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Two blond girls are discussing: "Yesterday during the blackout I got stuck in the elevator for three whole hours!" "Tell me about it! I got stuck too in the escalators."
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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
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How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
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