A man is out walking in New York when he sees a girl being savaged by a fierce dog. He fights off the dog by beating about the head with a stick and saves the girl's life. The girl's mother rushes over to him: "Thank you, thank you, you are a hero, tomorrow all the newspapers will have headlines about Brave New Yorker Saves the Life of Young Girl" "But I'm not a New Yorker," the man says. "Oh, then it will say in all the newspapers Brave American Saves Life of Young Girl," says the mother. "But I'm not an American," the man says. "What are you then?" asks the mother. "I'm an Iranian," the man says. The next day he sees the newspaper headlines: Islamic Extr*mist kills American Dog.
Yo Mama's so fat that when she bends over, the whole country enters daylight saving.
Two blond girls are discussing: "Yesterday during the blackout I got stuck in the elevator for three whole hours!" "Tell me about it! I got stuck too in the escalators."
What really separates black people from society? Prison.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head!
A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The hairdresser asks her to take them off, but she protests that she'll die without them. The hairdresser sighs, and starts cutting the hair around the headphones. Soon, the blonde falls asleep, and the hairdresser removes the headphones. A few minutes later, the blonde collapses, dead on the floor. Alarmed, the hairdresser puts the headphones to his ear and hears, "Breathe in. Breathe out."
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.