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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read." The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."
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Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
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The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
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