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Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68. Because at 69 you have to turn around!
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A man walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The Bartender says, "Why do have a steering wheel in your pants?" The man replies "I don't know but its driving me nuts".
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has 71.86 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, bartender
Laughing is always good except when you have diarrhea.
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has 71.86 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are riding together on a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the best vodka out of his pack, pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In Russia, we have the best vodka in the world - nowhere in the world, you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in Ukraine. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying this, he opens the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. All the others are quite impressed. The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, unwraps one, lights it, and begins to smoke, saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars of the world: Havanas. Nowhere else in the world produces such a fine cigar, and we have so many of them, that we can just throw them away..." Saying that he opens the window and throws the pack of Havanas through it. Once again, everybody is quite impressed. At this point, the American stands up silently, opens the window, and throws the lawyer through it.
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has 71.86 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, ethnic, lawyer, mean, work
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk. But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
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has 71.85 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
I'll kiss you in the rain, so you get twice as wet.
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What do you call an operation on a rabbit? A hare-cut.
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has 71.85 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal
We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
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has 71.85 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Early one morning a mother went to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "Buy why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready." "Give me two reasons why I *should* go to school." "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the PRINCIPAL!"
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has 71.85 % from 351 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school, student, teacher
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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has 71.85 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, Yo mama
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