Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
One day Daily Mail has a article with title: "One in four cannot read." The next day one another newspaper writes: "Nice to see a newspaper finally acknowledging their audience."
Q: What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A: A Lassie who plays brassie!
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.