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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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Why do midgets laugh when they play soccer? because the grass tickles their balls :)
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has 71.83 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: dirty, football
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
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has 71.82 % from 645 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
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has 71.82 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on. After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
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has 71.82 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, food, math
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
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has 71.81 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: communication, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
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has 71.80 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, time, Yo mama
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
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has 71.80 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: food, kitty
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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has 71.80 % from 547 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
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