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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
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Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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