Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.