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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Q: How do you know you've got a good tax accountant? A: He's had a loophole named after him.
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"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money." "Why do you say that?" "Listen to this from his bill: 'For waking up at night and thinking about your case: $25'."
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A man received a phone call one day, and the caller asked if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know how the caller located him. The called said that the bird had landed on his balcony and kept repeating, "Hi, you have reached 555-1234. I can't come to the phone right now, please leave a message at the tone."
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools". "OK!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."
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