Best jokes ever

Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window? A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dentist, prison
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What do you call a financial controller who always works through lunch, takes two days holiday every two years, is in the office every weekend, and leaves every night after 10 p.m.? A: Lazy.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: accountant, money, office, time, work
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Girl: "Why did the king go to the dentist?" Boy: "I don't know, Why?" Girl: "To get a new crown!"
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dentist
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game