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Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? A: She missed the Earth.
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has 71.35 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: blonde
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "firetruck"! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!
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has 71.34 % from 799 votes. More jokes about: dirty
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
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has 71.34 % from 111 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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has 71.34 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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has 71.34 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
There was a guy in a bar one night that got drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed, he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well, the nun was totally surprised, but before she could do or say anything, he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much. So then he leaned over her, put his face right next to hers and said; "Not very f..kin' strong tonight, are you Batman?"
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has 71.33 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, celebrity, drunk
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
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has 71.33 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Little Johnny's dad was constantly bragging about him to everyone. He was always telling everyone he met how his little Johnny did this, little Johnny did that, and little Johnny was the best kid ever. One day little Johnny's dad was outside leaning on the fence talking to his next door neighbor. As usual it was "little Johnny did this, little Johnny did that, little Johnny's the best kid ever." Just then the school bus pulled up and little Johnny himself got off the bus. His dad was elated. He turned back to the neighbor and said, "There's my little Johnny now! Isn't he the best kid ever? I'll ask him how his day went." So when little Johnny walked by on his way into the house his dad said;  "So little Johnny, how was school today?" "Oh school was great today dad! I had SEX in school today!" Then little Johnny went on into the house. His dad turned to his neighbor and said ever so proudly, "That's my little Johnny, he had SEX in school today! What a kid!" Next day little Johnny's dad was back at the fence again talking to the next door neighbor as the bus pulled up again. As little Johnny was getting off the bus, his dad turned to the neighbor and said "There's my little Johnny, what a boy! Watch this, I'll ask him if he had SEX in school again today!" As little Johnny walked by on his way into the house his dad called out to him "Hey little Johnny, did you have SEX in school again today?" "Oh no dad, my butt's still sore from yesterday!"
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has 71.32 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: kids, little Johnny, school, sex
Knock-Knock Who is there? A long penis with a naked head. Come in please we were waiting for you.
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has 71.32 % from 545 votes. More jokes about: dirty, knock-knock, sex
Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma? A: Free Pork.
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has 71.31 % from 363 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist
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