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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
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You are so old, you fart dust.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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The office Christmas party is a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven't seen for 20 minutes.
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Q: What's a good holiday tip? A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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