Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Teen Girl to Friend: "For the prom, I'm renting a limo, spending $500 on a new dress and bringing in the best makeup artist in the state to do my hair."
Teacher who has overheard the conversation: "Wow, that's more than I spent for my wedding!"
Teen Girl: "Yeah, well you can get married three or four times, but a prom is a once in a lifetime experience."
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in common?
No ball room.
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.