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Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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What does a Blonde say after multiple orgasms? Way to go team!
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Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob? A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.
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Three men were talking about their teenage daughters: The first says "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and found a packet of cigarettes. I didn't even know she smoked". The second says "That's nothing. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day when I came across a full bottle of Vodka. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she drank". Then the third speaks up. "Both of you have got nothing to worry about. I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of condoms. I was really shocked. I didn't even know she had a penis".
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‘Its been a rough day. I put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.’ Rodney Dangerfield
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
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I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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