"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny.
"Let's play schools," said Jenny.
"OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong...
God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
Q: What do women and airplanes have in common?
A: They both have a cockpit.
Good girls go to bed at 8 p.m., since they need to be home by 11 p.m.
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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