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A policeman arrested two kids on bonfire night. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other one off.
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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
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What is the sharpest thing in the world? A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled. "Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? A: She missed the Earth.
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Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection. Once, a man asked how much a record cost. My coworker quoted him the price, then added, "But there's a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records."
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located? Tommy: At the great airports!
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Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
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