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"What shall we play today?" said Florence to her best friend Jenny. "Let's play schools," said Jenny. "OK!" said Florence. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, school
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, relationship, time
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
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has 71.24 % from 723 votes. More jokes about: black people, mexican, racist
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
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has 71.23 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong... God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
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has 71.22 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, god, life
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
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has 71.22 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: math, mean, school
Q: What do women and airplanes have in common? A: They both have a cockpit.
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has 71.22 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: airplane, dirty, women
Good girls go to bed at 8 p.m., since they need to be home by 11 p.m.
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has 71.20 % from 249 votes. More jokes about: sex
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
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has 71.20 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: food, kitty
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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has 71.17 % from 1451 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb
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