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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
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Jesus said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." He came fifth and received a toaster.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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