The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
Change the coffee in the office coffee maker to decaf.
Jesus said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." He came fifth and received a toaster.
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.