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A student visits the principal's office The principal asks: "What is your name?" The student replies: "D-d-d-dav-dav-david." The principal asks: "Do you have a stutter?" Student answers: "No, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was an asshole."
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has 71.29 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: school, student
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
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has 71.29 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: asian, racist
W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing? A: Everywhere.
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has 71.25 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: black humor
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: "Excuse me; I 'm not a gynecologist." "I know," said the old lady "I want you to take my husband's teeth out."
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has 71.25 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: dentist, dirty, husband, old people, sex
An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be pinching stock but he couldn't prove it. He had his eye on one shifty-looking individual who every day drove his old truck out of the factory with the load covered by a tarpaulin. Time after time the auditor stopped the bloke, made him remove the tarpaulin and then inspected the load. On every occasion, there was only scrap metal in the truck which the driver said he was taking to the tip. On three occasions the auditor made the bloke remove the tarpaulin and then unload the scrap in front of him, suspecting that there might be stolen stock hidden underneath. Nothing. He could never find anything amiss. After a few months of this, the auditor was offered a better job elsewhere and resigned. A few weeks later he was drinking in a pub when the shifty character walked in. On an impulse, the auditor went up to him and said, "Look, I've left the company, I'm not interested in taking it any further and I won't stop you, but I just have to know. What were you taking?" And the bloke said "Tarpaulins."
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: accountant, communication, mean, time, work
This woman was driving home in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she'd like a ride. The woman thanked her and got in the car. After a few minutes, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the back seat and asked the driver what was in the bag. The driver said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman thought for a moment, then said, "Good trade."
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: driving, mean, time, wine, women
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, relationship, time
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
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has 71.24 % from 1519 votes. More jokes about: black people
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 71.23 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
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has 71.23 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
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