My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong...
God is clearly no fan of moonwalkers.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
Vote:
Good girls go to bed at 8 p.m., since they need to be home by 11 p.m.
Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies.
Dad, what happens if a condom tear?
Look at yourself...
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
On wedding night, during sex:
Husband: I had a sex with so many callgirls so many time before.
Wife: Thats what I have been thinking since we met that I have seen you somewhere before...
A woman heads to the doctors office for her usual checkup.
While there, the doc notices a strange rash on her chest in the shape of an H and inquires about it, "Oh, my boyfriend likes to wear his Harvard sweater during sex."
The next day, another woman comes in, for a checkup.
While there, the doctor notices a strange rash on her chest in the shape of a Y and inquires about it,"Oh, my boyfriend is really into wearing his Yale sweater during sex."
The next day, another woman comes in, again, for a simple checkup.
This woman too has a rash on her chest, and the doctor, catching on with the trend, asks,"So, Does your boyfriend go to Wisconsin?"
The girl replies, "Nah, but my girlfriend goes to Michigan."
They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach.
But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Vote: