Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
What's the difference between a tiger and a lion? A tiger has the mane part missing.
Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.