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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
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There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion? A tiger has the mane part missing.
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Q: What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A: A baseball bat.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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