Best jokes ever

Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
Vote: has 71.74 % from 323 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
Jimmy was staring at a dog in the park whilst the dog was licking himself in inappropriate parts and said to his dad, "I wish I could do that." Jimmy's dad looked down at Jimmy and said, "Maybe if you ask the dog nicely, he might let you!"
Vote: has 71.74 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
Q: What’s an orgasm, Mom? A: I don’t know… ask your father.
Vote: has 71.74 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
Q: What comes before 8? A: My school bus usually.
Vote: has 71.74 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: school
Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks away*
Vote: has 71.74 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: school
A guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She hold up a finger and says, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?” He says, “Smaller?” She holds up two fingers and he says, “That’s it.” She puts the two fingers in her mouth and says, “Medium.”
Vote: has 71.74 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, drug
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
Vote: has 71.74 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: phone, racist
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his pillows, make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention?" the friend asked, "You look fine to me." "I know!" grinned the patient. "But the nurses kind of formed a little fan club when they all heard that my circumcision required twenty-seven stitches."
Vote: has 71.74 % from 59 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, hospital, nurse
If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my math class: it would seem so much longer.
Vote: has 71.73 % from 478 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Vote: has 71.72 % from 46 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris