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During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"
has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: geography, office, redneck, stupid, work
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.
has 70.74 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: cop, fat, Yo mama
Jimmy was staring at a dog in the park whilst the dog was licking himself in inappropriate parts and said to his dad, "I wish I could do that." Jimmy's dad looked down at Jimmy and said, "Maybe if you ask the dog nicely, he might let you!"
has 70.73 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn't eat the sandwiches until he got back. A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said, "Oh, come on, let's eat the sandwiches." Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, "If you do, I won't go!"
has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
A young priest is unhappy with how little money his congregation contributes every week to the collection plate. So decides to try a new tack and hypnotize them, using Father Matthews' priceless pocket watch. Thus hypnotized, they all give the five bucks he asked them too. Pumped by his success, he ups the amount to $10 the next week. Amazingly, everybody gives ten bucks each. The week after that, he decides to up it to twenty bucks, but just as he's about to announce the amount, he drops the watch. "S**t!" It took the workers two weeks to clean up the church.
has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: church, disgusting, money, priest
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
has 70.72 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks. "I can't believe it, it really is a boy." That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
has 70.72 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, men, sex, women
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
has 70.72 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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