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You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.
has 70.80 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, redneck
I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.
has 70.78 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: IT
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
has 70.76 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, sex, single
Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? When the kids are in college.
has 70.75 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: baby, college, kids, marriage, wife
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
has 70.75 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
has 70.75 % from 170 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
In order to help jump-start the U.S. economy, the INS has announced that this year they will stop focusing on illegal aliens, and begin the deportation of retired people. It's predicted that this will not only help lower health care entitlement costs, but it turns out that retirees are much easier to catch. Plus, they rarely can remember how to get back home.
has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, memory, money, old people
During a break on a North Dakota office building project, one of the construction workers approached Pyle. "Ah heard the boys is gonna strike," he said. "What fer?" asked Pyle. "Shorter hours." "Good fer them!" said the redneck. "Ah always did think sixty minutes was too long fer an hour!"
has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: geography, office, redneck, stupid, work
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, sport, Yo mama
What was Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1
has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, computer, IT, life, technology
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