Joke #4821

What do you get when you take two hookers to Red Lobster? 10% off for bringing your own crabs.
Vote:
has 71.74 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: If Hitler would have been a feminist what political system would he have come up with? A: A dickhatership!
Vote:
has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dirty, Hitler, political
A woman wants everything from one man. A man wants one thing from all the women.
Vote:
has 73.18 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: dirty
I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!
Vote:
has 25.12 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty
One of the two adult female friends got married and went on honeymoon to Hawaii. On return curious other girl asked her friend, “What sightseeing places did you go in Hawaii and what did you see?” The honeymoon girl explained, “For seven days, I saw only the fan on the ceiling of the room and occasionally when turned around, I saw the bed sheet too.”
Vote:
has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: dirty, holiday, travel
*How girls become friends* Omg I love your shoes! *How guys become friends* Excuse me sir, I see you fuck bitches, I myself, also fuck bitches.
Vote:
has 70.66 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Vote:
has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, insulting, Yo mama
A couple took their young son for his first visit to the circus. When his father left to buy popcorn, the boy asked, "Mom, what's that long thing on the elephant?" "That's the elephant's trunk, dear," she replied. "No, Mom, down underneath." His mother blushed and said, "Oh, that's nothing." The father returned, and the mother went off to get a soda. As soon as she left, the boy repeated his question. The father took a good look and explained, "That's the elephant's penis." "Dad, how come when I asked Mom, she said it was nothing?" The man took a deep breath and replied, "Son, I've spoiled that woman."
Vote:
has 83.32 % from 270 votes. More jokes about: dirty
There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman in there with a shrimp in her vagina!” The other asked, “What is a shrimp doing a dead woman's vagina? Let me go see.” Both of them went in the room with the woman, and they both curiosly looked. Finally, the second man said, “You idiot, this ain't no shrimp it's a clitoris.” And the other man replied, “Well, it tasted like shrimp to me.”
Vote:
has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty
My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
Vote:
has 65.49 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
A man is in Vegas where he lost all of his money so he can't pay for a cab to return to the airport. He sees a cab and begs the driver to give him a free ride to the airport but the cab driver declines. The next year the man returns to Vegas and get filthy rich when he decides to leave for the airport. There is a huge line of cabs, and at the very end of this line was the very driver who never gave him a ride the previous year. The man walks up to the front cab "Excuse me, sir if you give me a free ride to the airport I'll let you give me a handjob." The driver declines immediately. The man then asks all the drivers in this line the same thing. When he gets to the last driver, he pays the fee and the cab driver begins moving, when he moved by the line, the man puts two thumbs up through the window so all the other drivers could see.
Vote:
has 72.95 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: dirty, driving, mean, money, time