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To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No.". Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?" "Yes," came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child. "Yes," whispered the child, "A policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employees home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he is busy," whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" asked the boss. "Talking to daddy and mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" asked the boss, now startled. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The searching team just landed the hello-copper!" Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Why are they there?" Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle, "They are looking for me."
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has 70.47 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: cop, kids, little Johnny
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.
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has 70.46 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: medical, men, money, sex, women
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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has 70.46 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
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has 70.45 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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has 70.45 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Me: Siri, why am I alone? Siri: *opens front facing camera*
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has 70.45 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: IT, phone
Q: 0 is false and 1 is true, right? A: 1.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: coding, computer, IT, nerd
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: women
Dad, would you like to save some money? I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dad, money
Men are like.....Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: men
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