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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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has 70.86 % from 1414 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, white people
Dad, what happens if a condom tear? Look at yourself...
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has 70.85 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: sex
Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients? They hid their own eggs!
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has 70.84 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: black humor, easter, food, health
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids
Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. "Tom what’s going on?" Mark asked. "It’s my wife Beckie," Tom replied. "She ran off with my best friend!" "Hey wait a second!" Said Mark. "Aren’t I your best friend?" "Not any more," Tom said with a happy smile. "He is!"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
We’re all self-made but only the rich and successful like to admit it.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: money
I'm trying to write a joke about overdosing on cocaine. But I need a line to end it.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: drug, life
The most expensive part of having kids is all the wine you have to drink.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids, money, wine
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then voice in my head says: "Haha nice one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?" The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips." The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?" Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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