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Dad, what happens if a condom tear? Look at yourself...
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What is the smallest hotel in the world? A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
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has 70.84 % from 109 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
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Two dyslectic fellas sat in the kitchen... Fella 1: "Ere, can you smell gas?" Fella 2: "Who me? No... I can't even smell my own name!"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, friendship, health, stupid
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. "Yes," came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, "I've bought her a belt and a bag." "That was very kind of you," Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought." Tony smiled as he replied, "So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now."
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: friendship, mean, Valentines day, wife, work
We’re all self-made but only the rich and successful like to admit it.
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I'm not saying my wife is ugly... but on Halloween, she went to tell the neighbors to turn their TV down and they gave her some candy.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: food, Halloween, ugly, wife
A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?" The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips." The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?" Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."
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Q: Why did the one handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: travel
Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. "Tom what’s going on?" Mark asked. "It’s my wife Beckie," Tom replied. "She ran off with my best friend!" "Hey wait a second!" Said Mark. "Aren’t I your best friend?" "Not any more," Tom said with a happy smile. "He is!"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
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