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Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
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How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares?
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We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
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Man to friend: ‘I read a survey that said half the men in the UK masturbate in the shower, and the other half sing. Do you know what they sing?’ Friend: ‘No I don’t.’ Man: ‘I thought you wouldn’t.’
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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
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An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card. So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: "Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!" The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back – once again, with the smoke: "OK, chief, but why so much?" At this moment a ground test of nuclear bomb is being held on the test field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky... The tribe signals: "Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, why to be so angry?"
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So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.
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Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
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