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Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.
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has 70.24 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
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has 70.24 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Marriages are made in Heaven – but then again, so are thunder and lightning.
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has 70.24 % from 137 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?” “Gosh,” Jack says, “why I hardly know the girl.”
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has 70.23 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: husband, love, marriage
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 70.23 % from 684 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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has 70.22 % from 178 votes. More jokes about: jewish, racist, school
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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has 70.21 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 70.20 % from 492 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
New York was having a problem with too many pigeons in the city. The mayor of New York placed an ad asking for help to get rid of the pigeons in the city. A man responded to the ad. The man said that he would get rid of all of the pigeons in New York for $1million. He stated that he would stand behind his work and that he had very good credentials. There was only one stipulation, any questions that were asked would cost the city an additional $1million if answered. The mayor agreed to the terms. The man went to his car and brought back a small box. He opened the box and pulled out a pink pigeon. He released the pigeon into the air. Soon all of the pigeons in the city were following this pigeon. The pink pigeon lead all of the city's pigeons over the ocean and one by one the pigeons began to tire and fell into the ocean and died. The pink pigeon returned to it's owner and was given a soft pat on the back and put back into the box. The mayor was totally amazed by this. The mayor complimented the man on his magnificent work. The mayor told the man that he had a question for him. The man reminded the mayor that any questions to be answered would cost an additional $1million. The mayor said that his question was worth the cost. The mayor asked the man if he happened to have any pink niggers.
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has 70.19 % from 222 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: What did the valentines day card say to the stamp? A: Stick with me and you'll go places.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: communication, travel, Valentines day
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