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Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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A blonde says to her doctor, "Each time I try to sip my coffee, my eye hurts." The doctor says, "Maybe you should take the stirrer out of the cup."
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A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.” “Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. I’ve beaten him three games out of five."
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Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
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Yo momma so old... Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
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Everyone should stop hating on Lance Armstrong. He won 7 Toure De France's on DRUGS! When I'm on drugs, I can't even FIND my bicycle.
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Some people just need a hug… Around the neck… with a rope.
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