Best jokes ever

A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
Vote: has 71.09 % from 74 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: racist
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Vote: has 71.08 % from 106 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
Vote: has 71.08 % from 106 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: racist
What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
Vote: has 71.07 % from 102 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: racist
Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school. When he reaches his classroom he looks inside and sees a sub instead of his regular teacher. Johnny sits down and the teacher says, “Now students, my name is Ms. Prussy. Not the other word, this word has an r after the first letter.” Johnny started laughing. An hour later he forgot her name and said, “Your name has an r after the first letter is it Ms. Crunt?”
Vote: has 71.07 % from 145 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: little Johnny, school, teacher
A mathematician and an engineer agreed to take part in an experiment. They were both placed in a room and at the other end was a beautiful naked woman on a bed. The experimenter said every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician said "this is pointless" and stormed off. The engineer agreed to go ahead with the experiment anyway. The mathematician exclaimed on his way out "don't you see, you'll never actually reach her?". To which the engineer replied, "so what? Pretty soon I'll be close enough for all practical purposes!"
Vote: has 71.05 % from 82 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: math, science, time, women
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
Vote: has 71.05 % from 94 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: racist
An ugly bloke walks into a pub with a huge grin on his face. "What are you so happy about ?" asks the landlord. "Well, I live by the railway and on my way home last night I noticed a woman tied to the tracks. I cut her free and we shagged all night !" "Did you get a blow job ?" asks the landlord. "No ..." he says, "I never found the head."
Vote: has 71.05 % from 90 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty
What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
Vote: has 71.04 % from 300 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: racist
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
Vote: has 71.01 % from 281 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: doctor, life