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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
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Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence. "You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer. "All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."
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has 70.11 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: military, money
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
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has 70.08 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: age, bible, insulting, Yo mama
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
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has 70.08 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: IT, programmer
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
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has 70.07 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"
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has 70.07 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, drunk, men, wife
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? A: It went OK.
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has 70.06 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, dating, nerd
Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
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has 70.03 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: sex
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head. The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
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has 70.03 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: animal, democrat, doctor, political
A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits) The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: men
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