One day the kids in Ms. Evans science class was disagreeing with her.
Ms. Evans was talking about evolution.
Ms. Evans was and atheist so she didn't believe in God.
Then Johnny raised his hand and said, "But I thought God created mankind?"
Ms. Evans then replied, "Well can you see God?"
"No."
"Hear God?"
"No."
"Feel God?"
"No."
This went on for quite a while.
"Well then God doesn't exist."
Then Johnny whispered back to his friend Jimmy, "Can you see Ms. Evan's brain. No, so that must not exist."
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: Because she couldn't find the 11
Our baby was born last week.
When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
When the kids are in college.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.
Dad, what happens if a condom tear?
Look at yourself...
Q: What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?
A: The execution.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother.
When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims, "I don't have that kind of money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother."
He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her into a back room.
He unzips his pants and takes out his penis.
The blonde gets on her knees, brings it toward her mouth and says, "Hello? Mom?"