Knock knock Who's there? Double. Double who? W!
What are the small bumps around women’s nipples? It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school. When he reaches his classroom he looks inside and sees a sub instead of his regular teacher. Johnny sits down and the teacher says, “Now students, my name is Ms. Prussy. Not the other word, this word has an r after the first letter.” Johnny started laughing. An hour later he forgot her name and said, “Your name has an r after the first letter is it Ms. Crunt?”
Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories: 1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. 2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet. 3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
My dotor told me: "I've tow news for U; one good and the other one bad, which one do U prefer to hear first?" I replied I prefer the good one. Doctor: "U will die after next 24 hours!" I told: "Then what is the bad newsrnDoctor: "I forgot to tell U yesterday!"
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween? A: On blood vessels.