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Knock knock Who's there? Double. Double who? W!
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has 70.05 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock
What are the small bumps around women’s nipples? It’s Braille for ‘suck here’.
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has 70.05 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: sex
Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school. When he reaches his classroom he looks inside and sees a sub instead of his regular teacher. Johnny sits down and the teacher says, “Now students, my name is Ms. Prussy. Not the other word, this word has an r after the first letter.” Johnny started laughing. An hour later he forgot her name and said, “Your name has an r after the first letter is it Ms. Crunt?”
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has 70.05 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school, teacher
Math tells us three of the saddnest love stories: 1)Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever. 2)Parallel lines who were never meant to meet. 3)Asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
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has 70.05 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: math
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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has 70.04 % from 268 votes. More jokes about: asian, baby, racist
Why do women need guys? Vibrators don’t usually pay for drinks.
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has 70.03 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: sex
You might be a redneck if the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
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has 70.03 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Halloween, redneck, wife
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
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has 70.03 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, time, ugly, Yo mama
My dotor told me: "I've tow news for U; one good and the other one bad, which one do U prefer to hear first?" I replied I prefer the good one. Doctor: "U will die after next 24 hours!" I told: "Then what is the bad newsrnDoctor: "I forgot to tell U yesterday!"
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has 70.03 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: communication, death, doctor, life, time
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween? A: On blood vessels.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: death, Halloween, travel
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