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A Girl was towelling her wet pussy. She enjoyed it so much that she began to rub it vigorously until... ...the pussy cried "Meow" and runs away. Moral Lessons 1. Be kind to Animals 2. Always keep your thoughts clean...
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has 69.73 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: animal, sex, women
Q: Which of the following doesn't belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob? A: The blowjob. You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.
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has 69.73 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, wife
If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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has 69.73 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school. When he reaches his classroom he looks inside and sees a sub instead of his regular teacher. Johnny sits down and the teacher says, “Now students, my name is Ms. Prussy. Not the other word, this word has an r after the first letter.” Johnny started laughing. An hour later he forgot her name and said, “Your name has an r after the first letter is it Ms. Crunt?”
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has 69.72 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny, school, teacher
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
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has 69.72 % from 354 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
One day little Johnny comes home one day from school and his mom asks him how his day was. He replies, "Mom, today I had sex with the teacher!" Immediately she was angry. She said, "just wait 'till your dad gets home, he's going to be very mad at you. Go to your room!" So the boy goes to his room and finally his dad is home and comes up to the room. The boy tells his dad and the dad is proud of the boy. "Great job son! How old are you 12? 13? How about we go down to the store and get that shiny red bicycle you wanted?" So, they go to the store and the dad buys the bike for his son. Then he says, "well Johnny, do you want to ride the bike home?" The boy answers, " No, that's okay Dad, My ass is still sore!"
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has 69.71 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: little Johnny
Sex isn’t the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
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has 69.70 % from 247 votes. More jokes about: sex
Man comes home to find his 17 yr old daughter with a d*ldo up her. "What are you doing," he shouts. "Well you won't let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute," she explains. The next night the daughter comes home to find her dad with a d*ldo up his arse drinking a can of beer, "What are you doing," she shouts. He replays, "Having a beer with your boyfriend."
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has 69.66 % from 149 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
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has 69.66 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay
Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence. "You can take your choice, private - one month's restriction or twenty day's pay," said the officer. "All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I'll take the money."
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has 69.66 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: military, money
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