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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then voice in my head says: "Haha nice one!" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing.
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The Bible says I'll pay for my sins. I already do, Escorts, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
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Q: What does a kitty like to eat for breakfast? A: Mice Krispies.
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Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.
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You could give me 37 years to do homework and I still wouldn't do it until the night before.
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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Give her an M&M bag, and tell her to alphabetize it.
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Q: What is the worst thing an emergency doctor can tell you after admitting your MIL? A: Sir, we were able to save her!
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