Best jokes ever

Women prefer the simple things in life… like men.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: life, men, women
Chuck Norris can say never.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The first thing on my bucket list is to fill the bucket with wine.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said: "Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" "Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: life
Find a sleeping person, fill their hand with shaving cream and then tickle their nose.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: April fools
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: life, ugly
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A tourist was watching an Indigenous man sending smoke signals. Everything around him was primitive, except of a latest model fire extinguisher. "What's the fire extinguisher for?" the tourist wondered. "It's for erasing the misspellings!"
Vote: has 71.43 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: life


<<<363364365366
More jokes →
Page 363 of 1380.