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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
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Yo mamma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
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has 69.97 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: fat, heaven, insulting, Yo mama
A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way out of the cab and surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde came out of the water, panting and breathless. "Where have you been?" asked the man. "I can't believe you left me down there! I couldn't get the tailgate open!"
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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband's extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita's husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, "I appreciate the fact that at last he's found a new job, but I don't like him taking his work home and finishing it in our bedroom." "Why, what's his new job?" "He's an embalmer."
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"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 69.96 % from 242 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch d**k? A pain in the ass!
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has 69.96 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: gay
There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they're sitting next to each other by the end of dinner. After dinner, the male asks the woman if she wants to go up to his hotel room. ''Sure,'' the woman says. ''Let me go wash my hands first.'' After she washes her hands, they have sex. After they are finished, she washes her hands again. This is really starting to annoy the male doctor so he says, ''You know, you must be a surgeon, because you keep washing your hands.'' Angry at this remark, the woman says, ''Well, you must be an anasthesiologist, because I didn't feel a thing!''
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has 69.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 69.95 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
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