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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
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A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in their pick-up truck. The brunette was sitting up front with the man and the blonde was in the back. While driving across a bridge the man lost control of the truck and drove over the side of the bridge. After the truck had sunk, the man and brunette fought their way out of the cab and surfaced. A couple of minutes later the blonde came out of the water, panting and breathless. "Where have you been?" asked the man. "I can't believe you left me down there! I couldn't get the tailgate open!"
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"Backspace key"... hiding feelings since ages.
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We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: food, money
Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
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Rita is complaining to her friends about her husband's extreme dedication to his new job. You see, Rita's husband has been jobless for quite a while. She tells her friends, "I appreciate the fact that at last he's found a new job, but I don't like him taking his work home and finishing it in our bedroom." "Why, what's his new job?" "He's an embalmer."
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There's a bunch of doctors gathered together at a doctor's convention one night. A male doctor notices a female doctor from across the room. The female doctor notices also and the next thing you know, they're sitting next to each other by the end of dinner. After dinner, the male asks the woman if she wants to go up to his hotel room. ''Sure,'' the woman says. ''Let me go wash my hands first.'' After she washes her hands, they have sex. After they are finished, she washes her hands again. This is really starting to annoy the male doctor so he says, ''You know, you must be a surgeon, because you keep washing your hands.'' Angry at this remark, the woman says, ''Well, you must be an anasthesiologist, because I didn't feel a thing!''
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Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women? A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
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has 69.95 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: coding, dating, geek, IT, technology
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
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has 69.94 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.
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has 69.93 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, gay, work
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