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Q: Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? A: For kitty littering.
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: cat, kitty
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish." After a thought he says he's got it. "My first wish is i want a million dollars." Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars." Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.." Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. "And now you have but one wish." "The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
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has 69.90 % from 473 votes. More jokes about: black people, death, genie, money, racist
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
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has 69.90 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: racist
A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. "Were you worried, father?" "Yes, I was really worried... I want to know how much did that date cost you..." "It cost me only four euros!" "Hmm, it's not that much." "I know father... But the girl didn't have any more money..."
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has 69.89 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: age, dating, money
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 69.89 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food."
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has 69.89 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bar, food, life
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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has 69.89 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A boy tells his friend that he has a crush on his teacher. The second boy says, ‘Man, that is disgusting.’ The first boy says, ‘What? Everyone has a crush on their teacher.’ The second boy says, ‘Yeah, but you’re home-schooled.’
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has 69.89 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: school
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone became their chief means of communication. When our phone bills showed astronomical increases, the other spouse and I sought relief. Since we both owned computers, we encourage our wives to use electronic mail. Now they call on the phone to let each other know that e-mail was sent, then call back to confirm that it arrived and have a conversation about the contents.
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has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: air force, computer, money, phone, wife
A guy and a girl are roommates in college. The girl goes to a frat party, brings home another guy, fucks him, and then decides the next morning that she likes her roommate and therefore it's not going to work out. After her fling left, her roommate came up to her and: Him: "I think I found my soulmate in you..." Her: "Really?!" Him: "Yeah... uh... that guy you brought home last night?" Her: "Oh yeah. I don't care about him anymore." Him: "Great! So he's available?"
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has 69.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: college, communication, gay, love, mean
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