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Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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has 69.68 % from 775 votes. More jokes about: cop, racist, white people
Why are black peoples eyes red after sex? Pepper spray.
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has 69.67 % from 678 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, sex
The United States Army will be making a new movie... They'll be shooting in Iraq!
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has 69.67 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: military
A blonde goes into a near by store and asks the clerk if she can buy the T.V. in the corner. The store clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day and asks the same thing, and again he said he doesn't serve blondes. Frustrated, the blonde goes back home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure the clerk would sell her the T.V. by now, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says she doesn't serve blondes as well. The blond asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I'm a blonde?" The clerk looks at her and says, "That's not a T.V.- it's a microwave!"
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has 69.66 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service
Their was a camel and elephant, the elephant said to the camel. "How come you have your t*ts on your back?" and the camel got offended so he told the elephant. "Well why do you have your d*ck on your face?"
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has 69.60 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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has 69.59 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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has 69.56 % from 544 votes. More jokes about: black humor, racist, white people
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says: "Hello world!"
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bar, coding, geek, IT, programmer
This woman was driving home in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she'd like a ride. The woman thanked her and got in the car. After a few minutes, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the back seat and asked the driver what was in the bag. The driver said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman thought for a moment, then said, "Good trade."
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: driving, mean, time, wine, women
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir." "What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, office, phone
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