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Caller: Hey, can you help me? My computer has locked up, and no matter how many times I type eleven, it won’t unfreeze. Agent: What do you mean, “type eleven?” Caller: The message on my screen says, “Error Type 11!”
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has 69.38 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT
How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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has 69.35 % from 485 votes. More jokes about: black people
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: kids
Your mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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has 69.32 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life. “Hey Roadway driver, who are the two biggest fags in America?” comes from the CB. The Roadway driver replies, “I don’t know.” The other trucker says ” You and your brother.” Well the Roadway driver gets annoyed but the other driver tells him “It’s just a joke – tell it to the next truck you see.” Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour and finally sees another truck. He gets on the CB and says “Hey other truck, do you know who the two biggest fags in the world are?” The other trucker says, “I don’t know, who?” The roadway driver replies “Me and my brother.”
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: life, men
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
When my customer ordered iced tea, I asked, "Sweetened or unsweetened?" Her answer: "What's the difference?"
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: customer service, stupid
Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention? A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, mean, time, vulgar, work
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