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Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
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I follow CIA on Twitter just so they can see how it feels.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: internet, military
Warning ladies! Never trust a man who calls you "SEXY". This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SEX". After sex, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten-tickles.
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What’s a man’s ultimate embarrassment? Walking into a wall with an erection and hurting his nose.
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has 69.85 % from 223 votes. More jokes about: sex
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
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has 69.85 % from 398 votes. More jokes about: bar, dirty, lesbian
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dating, IT, phone, technology
We were happily married for one month, but unfortunately we've been married for 10 years.
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: marriage, time
Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, sex, single
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor
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