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Mothers have Mother's Day and fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? Palm Sunday.
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, sex, single
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Young kids use a dating app on their phones. Older kids use a dating website on their computers. Adults use a matchmaking service to get dates. Senior citizens meet potential dates at church events. Anyone older than that will have to resort to carbon dating.
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has 69.84 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: age, dating, death, morbid, relationship
Sex isn’t the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
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has 69.84 % from 241 votes. More jokes about: sex
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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has 69.81 % from 394 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, wife
A young man presents his fiancee to his parent. At the table, the girl needs to have a fart. After a couple of minutes they can feel a smell... The father-in-law says: Rex...! Happy that her future father-in-law blamed the dog under her chair, the girl relaxes. After a while she gives another and the father-in-law says very angry: Rex, be careful... With a very big relief, the girl farts again. Father-in-law says: Rex! Get out of there she’ll shit on you!
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has 69.79 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: blonde
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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has 69.79 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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has 69.76 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
They were three men discussing how to make their wives to tell them if they cheated on them. The first guy says: "I go home after work at night, lie on the couch, turn on the television and ask: 'Woman you cheated on me today!' 'Who, me my husband? Could I ever do such a thing?' Pissed off as I am, I get up, put her down, punch her and in the end she can’t take it anymore and admits: 'I cheated on you with Nick…'" The secong guy says: "I do exactly the same thing. I punch her and finally she says: 'I cheated on you with Jake…'" The third guy says: "I have no problem at all. I go home, undress, put the sweat pants on, light my cigarette on, I go out to the balcony, see the neighbor spreading clothes and shout at her: 'Mary! You are a whore!' And then she starts saying: 'I’m a whore? Or your wife who sleeps with John, Mark, Peter…!'"
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has 69.73 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, war, women
A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks: Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg? There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself?
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has 69.73 % from 347 votes. More jokes about: sex
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