Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank?
A: Drinking on the job.
Vote:
A guy tells his friends:
The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
Vote:
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one.
Break their bones - they have 206.
Vote:
Sex isn’t the answer.
Sex is the question.
Yes is the answer.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted excitedly, "Honey, pack your bags.
I won the lottery!"
The husband said, "Oh my God!
What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"Doesn't matter," she said, "Just get out."
The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.
A young man presents his fiancee to his parent.
At the table, the girl needs to have a fart.
After a couple of minutes they can feel a smell...
The father-in-law says: Rex...!
Happy that her future father-in-law blamed the dog under her chair, the girl relaxes.
After a while she gives another and the father-in-law says very angry:
Rex, be careful...
With a very big relief, the girl farts again.
Father-in-law says:
Rex!
Get out of there she’ll shit on you!
What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch d**k?
A pain in the ass!