Q: Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? A: Drinking on the job.
A guy tells his friends: The girl I was dating broke my heart, so I broke her Apple iPhone 5. You all know who cried more
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
Don't break anybody's heart - they have only one. Break their bones - they have 206.
Sex isn’t the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted excitedly, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said, "Just get out."
The average speed of ejaculation is 45km/h, which is probably why I was arrested for doing it outside a school.
A young man presents his fiancee to his parent. At the table, the girl needs to have a fart. After a couple of minutes they can feel a smell... The father-in-law says: Rex...! Happy that her future father-in-law blamed the dog under her chair, the girl relaxes. After a while she gives another and the father-in-law says very angry: Rex, be careful... With a very big relief, the girl farts again. Father-in-law says: Rex! Get out of there she’ll shit on you!
What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch d**k? A pain in the ass!