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A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite?" The man replies, "No my dog doesn't." The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: men
Two men were shipwrecked on an island. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone. The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders. The chief walks to the men and says, "What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo?" The first man thinks for a second and replies, "I choose Boogaloo". The chief smiles and the tribe begins to chant "boogaloo, boogaloo, boogaloo". The chief takes the man, bends him over and f**ks him up. The second man is horrified at what he has just witnessed and then the chief walks up to him and asks, "You must choose, Death or Boogaloo?" The man thinks he would rather die than have boogaloo, so he replies, "I choose death." The tribe roars in ecstasy and the chief yells, "Death by boogaloo!!!"
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has 69.54 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
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has 69.54 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: math, racist
There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
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has 69.53 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: money
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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has 69.52 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
What do you get when you take two hookers to Red Lobster? 10% off for bringing your own crabs.
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has 69.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dirty
One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down. By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there. "I'm on a honeymoon." "Oh. Shouldn't you be having sex with your wife?" "Well, I would be. But she has a yeast infection." "What about oral sex?" "Gingivitis." "Anal sex?" "Diarrhea." "Pardon my question, but why are you with her?" "Well, I like fishing. And she's got worms."
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has 69.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fish, holiday, sex, wife
Condoms are not completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and he got hit by a bus.
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has 69.47 % from 365 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
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has 69.46 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
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has 69.45 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: chocolate, dirty, flirt, food, sex
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