Best jokes ever

A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

One night 4 MBA students were outing till late night and didn`t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird as they could with grease and dirt. They then went up to the dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. Then dean was a just person so he said that you can have the retest after 3 days. They said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the dean. The dean said that this was a special condition test. All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last three days. The test consisted of 2 questions with total of 100 marks: Q.1. Write down your name –(2 marks) Q.2. Which tyre burst — (98 marks)

Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.

There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.

How does a leopard change its spots? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.

Bro, send me some good jokes. Sorry, now I'm busy with my Girlfriend. Good One! Send me more.

When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.