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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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A tourist was watching an Indigenous man sending smoke signals. Everything around him was primitive, except of a latest model fire extinguisher. "What's the fire extinguisher for?" the tourist wondered. "It's for erasing the misspellings!"
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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