Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
A tourist was watching an Indigenous man sending smoke signals. Everything around him was primitive, except of a latest model fire extinguisher. "What's the fire extinguisher for?" the tourist wondered. "It's for erasing the misspellings!"
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
Q: Did you know that they had automobiles in Jesus' time? A:Yes, the Bible says that the disciples were all of one Accord.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
Q: How do tax accountants make a bold fashion statement? A: Wear their dark grey socks instead of the light grey.