Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
The Bible says I'll pay for my sins.
I already do, Escorts, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.