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They were three men discussing how to make their wives to tell them if they cheated on them. The first guy says: "I go home after work at night, lie on the couch, turn on the television and ask: 'Woman you cheated on me today!' 'Who, me my husband? Could I ever do such a thing?' Pissed off as I am, I get up, put her down, punch her and in the end she can’t take it anymore and admits: 'I cheated on you with Nick…'" The secong guy says: "I do exactly the same thing. I punch her and finally she says: 'I cheated on you with Jake…'" The third guy says: "I have no problem at all. I go home, undress, put the sweat pants on, light my cigarette on, I go out to the balcony, see the neighbor spreading clothes and shout at her: 'Mary! You are a whore!' And then she starts saying: 'I’m a whore? Or your wife who sleeps with John, Mark, Peter…!'"
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has 69.45 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: dirty, husband, war, women
Q: What do computers and air conditions have in common? A: They're both become useless when you open windows.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, nerd, technology
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime? Nightfall.
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has 69.43 % from 382 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby? A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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has 69.41 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: asian, black people, racist
I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, mother in law
Son: "Dad, I'm cold..." Dad: "Stand in a corner, they're usually ninety degrees!"
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, kids, science
Husband: "Good night mother of my three sons." Wife: "Same to you father of none."
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dad, husband, kids, wife
A first-grade teacher can't 
believe her student isn't hepped up about the Super Bowl. "It's a huge event. Why aren't you excited?" "Because I'm not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too," says the student. "Well, that's a lousy reason," says the teacher. "What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?" "Then I'd be a football fan."
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: football, student, teacher
A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life. “Hey Roadway driver, who are the two biggest fags in America?” comes from the CB. The Roadway driver replies, “I don’t know.” The other trucker says ” You and your brother.” Well the Roadway driver gets annoyed but the other driver tells him “It’s just a joke – tell it to the next truck you see.” Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour and finally sees another truck. He gets on the CB and says “Hey other truck, do you know who the two biggest fags in the world are?” The other trucker says, “I don’t know, who?” The roadway driver replies “Me and my brother.”
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life, men
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