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Did you hear about the blind circumcicionist? He got the sack.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to stick it out for one more year!
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: old people
Did you ever notice: Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs and lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, women
A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional advice. "What kind of toy would you suggest giving a little boy on his third birthday?" she asked. "First I’d have to know more about the child," the psychologist hedged. The woman took a deep breath. "He’s very bright and quick-witted and exceptionally advanced for his age," she said. "He has good coordination, expresses himself very well…" "Oh, I see," the psychologist said, "It’s YOUR child!"
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, kids
A man goes to the circus. After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job. "Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks. "I can do great bird impressions", the man replies. "Pssh, a lot of people can do that". "Oh well", the man says and flies away.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: golf, sport
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long and then, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired. Holmes wakes up deep into the night, wakes Watson and says "Watson, do you see the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is? What can you deduce from it?" Watson yawns and tries to play the game. LWell, this clearly tells us the weather tomorrow is going to be dry and sunny." "No, my friend. It’s much simpler than that. Someone has stolen our tent."
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There is the story of a preacher who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."
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has 69.17 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: money
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.
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has 69.17 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: military
Customer: Could you please call me a cab? Little Johnny: OK... "You're a cab."
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has 69.15 % from 413 votes. More jokes about: customer service, little Johnny
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