Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"?
Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
Their was a camel and elephant, the elephant said to the camel.
"How come you have your t*ts on your back?" and the camel got offended so he told the elephant.
"Well why do you have your d*ck on your face?"
Yo momma's so fat...
When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Q: Why aren't Pakistani good at Football?
A: Because every time they get a Corner, they open a shop.
When Nasa first began sending astronauts into space, they were confronted by a small problem.
Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space.
They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass.
Russia used a pencil.
Condoms are not completely safe.
A friend of mine was wearing one and he got hit by a bus.
Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
My girlfriends dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.