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"I'm beginning to think that my lawyer is too interested in making money." "Why do you say that?" "Listen to this from his bill: 'For waking up at night and thinking about your case: $25'."
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.
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Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
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Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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