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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 68.71 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered "Well, I have contacts." The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
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has 68.69 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: cop
Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up. The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.” The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.” “That’s what my father says.”
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has 68.67 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, dirty
Why did the Mexican take Xanax? For hispanic attacks.
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has 68.66 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, ethnic, mexican, racist, stupid
The buzzword of this election is "CHANGE." Candidates toss it around without saying what they want to change to. Just that we need CHANGE! This brings to mind the following illustration... Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines and told the "Gunny" that they smelled bad. The lieutenant suggested that they change their underwear. The "Gunny" responded, "Aye, aye, sir. I'll see to it immediately." He went into the tent and said, "The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and he wants you to change your underwear. Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, Brown, you change with Schultz..." "Change, now get on with it!" And the moral is: A candidate may promise change in Washington... but the stink remains!
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, military, political, time
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: school
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer "Is that bull safe?" "Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal
Three guys are at a restaurant, all with their girlfriends. The first guy, thinking he is all suave, says to his girlfriend, "Could you pass me the honey?...Honey." Now, the second guy, copying the first, says to his girlfriend, "Could you pass me the sugar?...Sugar." So now, the third guy is under pressure. He has to come up with something good. After, a minute of thinking he says to his girlfriend, "Pass me the pork...pig."
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: men
One man says, "I can't believe they are still together after all that crap." The other man says, "Who?" The first man says, "Your butt cheeks."
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
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