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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.
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Q: What is another name for a gynecologist? A: A private investigator.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: doctor, work
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter? A: Sue. Q: And his son? A: Bill.
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has 68.66 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: family, kids, lawyer, money
A man farts in bed next to his wife. His wife asks, "What in the world was that?" He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing." She decides to get even, so she lets one loose. He yells at her, "What was that?" She replies, "Touchdown, tie score." He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed. The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."
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has 68.65 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, fart, sport, wife
Q: What's long and hard and full of semen? A: A submarine.
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has 68.65 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: dirty, time
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
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has 68.65 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Facebook
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fell off.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What would men do if they had breasts? A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
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When I was born, the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could. But he pulled through."
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: IT
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