Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
"I want a divorce"!
"But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part."
"I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
Vote:
An old man and a young man work together in an office.
The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.
One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his crime.
"Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies.
"Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."
Seems like school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
Vote:
The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband.
He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?"
"There," said the wife, "didn’t I tell you he was stupid?"
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
Vote:
Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!