There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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A chubbier woman: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"
Mirror: "Kindly move aside. I can't see anything."
Q: What is another name for a gynecologist?
A: A private investigator.
Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
A: Cause it got stuck in a crack.
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A: Sue.
Q: And his son?
A: Bill.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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A man farts in bed next to his wife.
His wife asks, "What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing."
She decides to get even, so she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."
He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."
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Q: What's long and hard and full of semen?
A: A submarine.
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