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My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
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Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: The accountant knows he's boring.
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Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: They are easier to keep amused.
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