Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
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Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...?
"It's open."
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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