Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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Who's there?
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Nobel who?
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Who is there?
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Who is there?
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Love who?
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Who's there?
Opportunity.
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Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
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Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
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Her: "Ok."
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Me: "You didn't remember me."
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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