Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
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