Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
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