A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years.
And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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A: Lynx
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Patient: "Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill."
Doctor: "Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet."
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely?
A: Playing Frisbee.
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fell off.
Q: What would men do if they had breasts?
A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.