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Guilt is a dish best served by Mom.
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Q: What deodorant do SEO consultants wear? A: Lynx
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Not the people who posted this sign at a bookstore that was going out of business: "Sorry, no public restroom. Try amazon.com."
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On Unix, I always hide all of my personal files in the /bin/laden directory.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: computer, geek, IT, programmer, technology
A father, as he was going home, he saw his daughter on the porch, kissing a guy goodnight. Disturbed, he turned to the guy. "In our home, young man, we turn of the light at 11 o'clock, sharp!" "Oh, Thank you so much Sir! That's so convenient! Thanks!"
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Patient: "Doctor, I am feeling much better now. Please give me your bill." Doctor: "Be calm. You are not strong enough for this yet."
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: doctor, money
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
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Q: What's the worst thing about being lonely? A: Playing Frisbee.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: single, sport
Seems like school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
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