Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?
A. Nothing, yet.
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and a drunk are in a bar when they spot a hundred pounds on the floor.
Who gets it?
The drunk – the other three are mythological creatures.
A very caring sentence written on the T-Shirt of a girl walking on the road.
"You are not looking at the road right now, please be careful."
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Q: How do you know you've got a good tax accountant?
A: He's had a loophole named after him.
Vote:
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails.
When the police show up, they ask him what happened.
The shaken turtle replies, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.