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A little while later Johnny's dad hears a commotion coming from Johnny's bedroom, he rushes in and is horrified to see Johnny shagging his gran! Johnny just looks at him and says "not so funny when its your mum is it ?"
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Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.
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has 68.72 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: military
Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife.
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has 68.71 % from 232 votes. More jokes about: gay, wife
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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has 68.71 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: fart, god, insulting, money, Yo mama
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses." The woman answered "Well, I have contacts." The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
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has 68.69 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: cop
Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up. The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.” The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.” “That’s what my father says.”
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has 68.67 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, dirty
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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has 68.66 % from 649 votes. More jokes about: black humor, history, Hitler, jewish
One man says, "I can't believe they are still together after all that crap." The other man says, "Who?" The first man says, "Your butt cheeks."
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Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
What is the longest word in the English language? Smiles: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
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has 68.66 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: school
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