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Good girls go to bed at 8 p.m., since they need to be home by 11 p.m.
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Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
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Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.
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Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?” “Gosh,” Jack says, “why I hardly know the girl.”
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Dad, what happens if a condom tear? Look at yourself...
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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