Good girls go to bed at 8 p.m., since they need to be home by 11 p.m.
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome. Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?” “Gosh,” Jack says, “why I hardly know the girl.”
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Dad, what happens if a condom tear? Look at yourself...
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.