Knock knock
Who's there?
Double.
Double who?
W!
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I told my friend that she drew her eyebrows on too high.
She looked surprised.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday.
As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills.
When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces: "Someone here was very generous in the offering today. I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to please stand."
The gay man stood up.
The minister continued, "Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your generosity.
And to show our appreciation, I'm going to let you select your three favorite hymns."
"Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?
A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
A: Cause it got stuck in a crack.
Q: What is another name for a gynecologist?
A: A private investigator.
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
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