Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
Women prefer the simple things in life… like men.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense? "Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘Hello'."
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!