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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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