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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Women prefer the simple things in life… like men.
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How do you keep a blonde in suspense? "Present her with a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘Hello'."
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic!
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