Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't? Depreciation.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.