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Marriages are made in Heaven – but then again, so are thunder and lightning.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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I took my wife's family out for biscuits and tea. They weren't very happy about having to donate blood though.
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