"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!" "Why?" "Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Take a squirt gun into the rest room stall next to someone and shoot little drops over the wall every couple of seconds while pretending to pee.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
I was married to a Gemini she caught me cheating on her with herself.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!
One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!" The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?" They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."
Knock knock. Who's there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah problem here?