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Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!"
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has 68.56 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: math
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom & Pop” grocery store picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. “Oh, no laundry,” the boy said. “I’m going to wash my dog.” “But you shouldn’t use this to wash your dog. It’s very powerful and if you wash your dog in this, he’ll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him.” But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his dog. About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. “Oh, he died,” the boy said. The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the dog died but added, “I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your dog.” “Well,” the boy replied, “I don’t think it was the detergent that killed him.” “Oh, what was it then?” “I think it was the spin cycle.”
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, death, dog, kids
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra? Now he's hard up.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: business, men, money, viagra
Paddy asks Murphy, 'Why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?" Murphy replies, "If they fell forwards they'd still be on the f*cking boat!"
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: sport
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: food, Yo mama
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cop
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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