Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
Q: Why do we have to be quiet in church? A: Because people are sleeping!