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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Q:How do crazy people go through the forest? A:They take the psycho path.
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Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.
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