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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? A: Egg-zosted!
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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"Why are you studying your Easter candy?" "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Q: Why do we have to be quiet in church? A: Because people are sleeping!
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