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A mother noticed her little dauther praying. "Please, God," the little girl kept saying. "Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia." "Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked. "Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"
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has 68.51 % from 411 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, kids, school
*How girls become friends* Omg I love your shoes! *How guys become friends* Excuse me sir, I see you fuck bitches, I myself, also fuck bitches.
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has 68.50 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: dirty, friendship
The Bible says I'll pay for my sins. I already do, Escorts, drugs and alcohol don't come free.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bible, drug, money
Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: ugly, Yo mama
I kind a feel sorry for Hitler. Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
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has 68.50 % from 275 votes. More jokes about: friendship, Hitler, memory
10 Facts About You: 1. You're reading this now. 2. You're realizing that this is a stupid fact. 4. You didn't notice I skipped number 3. 5. You're checking now. 6. You're smiling. 7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid. 9. You didn't realize I skipped number 8. 10. You're checking again and smiling because you fell for it again. 11. You're enjoying this. 12. You didn't realize I said 10 facts not 12.
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has 68.49 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: life
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said, "My Ryan loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Ross was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake." The third man said, "My Jack was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just one more time."
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has 68.49 % from 213 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, death, funeral, gay
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
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has 68.48 % from 326 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, lawyer, lesbian
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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has 68.47 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Define "Egghead": What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
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