There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible? A: Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Everytime a someone tells me my jokes are funny, I say, "Thanks! I got more lines than Whitney Huston's coffee table.".
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Q:How do crazy people go through the forest? A:They take the psycho path.
Why did the potato cross the road? He saw a fork up ahead.