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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Autocorrect can kiss my ask!
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was standing at a bus stop. Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and kept staring at him hard. Annoyed by the stares the guy asked him, "Wotz up oldie! Never done something wild?" To this the old man replied, "Yeah,I f*cked a peahen once and I'm wondering if you are my son."
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Amazing unbelievable facts 1. Isaac Newton was alive before he died 2. It takes 60 seconds to make a minute 3. Albert Einstein was born on his birthday 4. Morgan Freeman is called Morgan Freeman because his first name is Morgan and last name is Freeman
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Half dressed redneck couple sitting on a couch watching the news on TV with man's arm around the woman. The man says "Lookit them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution. "We oughta go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one man, one woman. " "Right, Darlin." The woman replies, "That's right, Daddy."
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