There were three guys manhers, shaup and shed. They went for a drive, shed wanted to go to the store to pick up snacks for the ride. So shed went in the store. Twenty minutes passes they were getting impatient so manhers went in what's taking him so long. Minutes later a police officer went to him and asked his name he replied "shaup!" Police officer was startled what he said. Police said "where's your manners boy!". Shaup replied to the officer "he's inside picking up shed*
"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!" "Why?" "Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!
One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!" The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?" They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."
Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing, "The pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers." "Oh, yeah?" her grandson replied, "So, why is their dad carrying that rifle?"
What is the perfect Father's Day gift? Taking your Mom away on a vacation with you.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.