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Q: What is the difference between Election day and Thanksgiving day? A: On Thanksgiving, you get a turkey for the day; on Election day, you get a turkey for four years.
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Kim and Kanye naming their baby North West is just like Brad Pitt naming his kid Arm.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Simon doesn't say... Chuck Norris says.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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