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You mama so old she made yoda look young.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, Yo mama
A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: time, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: death, stupid, Yo mama
A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, sweetheart." her mother replied, "Why ever would you ask such a question?" "The headstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, kids, love
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!"
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has 68.56 % from 217 votes. More jokes about: math
A sexy woman walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager. The Bartender replies, "Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?" By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where the horny bartender is gently sucking on them. She says, "You sure he isn’t here?" The bartender mumbles through her fingers, "Yes, he’s out for another 2 hours. Are you sure there is nothing I can do to help?" The woman then says, "Oh, I only wanted to tell him there’s no toilet paper or soap in the ladies toilets!"
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: women
Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "Godzilla".
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, fat, ugly, Yo mama
None of my friends laugh at any of my jokes because cats can only meow.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: cat, communication, friendship
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