Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and a drunk are in a bar when they spot a hundred pounds on the floor.
Who gets it?
The drunk – the other three are mythological creatures.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Q: How do you know you've got a good tax accountant?
A: He's had a loophole named after him.
Vote:
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails.
When the police show up, they ask him what happened.
The shaken turtle replies, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
Is Lady Gaga wonder woman because we all wonder if she's a woman?
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.
An old lady has asked her priest: "please, tell me, what do you think, will I go after my death to Heaven or to Hell?"
Because the priest has heard this question already at least million times before, so he has decided to tell the old lady the last and final answer, so he has asked her: "and do you still have your own teeth?"
The old lady has said: "no, I have only a dental plate."
The priest has told her: "now, you can see, now, you can see, you will go surely to Heaven because in Hell you can hear only crying and gnashing of the teeth."
Vote:
Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.