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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 68.37 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
A police station gets 2 new horses and 2 cops are assigned to be mounted policemen. They go on a ride and come back pleased. "This horse is great! From now on I'll always take this one" said the first cop. "My horse's great too. So I'll always take it" replied the second cop. "But how do we know which is which?" They though for a minute or two and one of them came up with an idea. "Lets cut off this ones tail" The other cop agreed and the horse lost it's tail. The next morning The police chief is standing infront of the horses and looks really mad. The two cops see this and ask whats wrong. "You two morons cut off the horses tail that's what's wrong!" "But otherwise we couldn't tell them apart." "Can't you see the black one is a bit taller then the brown one?!"
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has 68.34 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their Air Force.
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has 68.34 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: air force, navy
An old couple returning from florida cross the border. The customs agent ask the man "did you buy anything while in the US. the man answers no. the man's wife asks her husband "what did he say?". the man tells his wife "the agent wants to know if we bought anything". the customs agent asks the man where he is from. the man answers "toronto". the man's wife says "what did he say?" the man tells his wife "he wanted to know where we were from. the agent says to the man " i was in toronto once, i had the worst sex ever in my life in toronto." the man's wife says "what did he say?" the husband tells his wife "he thinks he knows you dear."
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has 68.34 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: husband, sex, travel, wife
A doctor asks a patient while examining her: How many sex partners did you have? 5 or 6, don't remember exactly.. Hmm, not that many... Yes, that wasn't the most successful weekend.
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has 68.34 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: sex
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 68.34 % from 926 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
What does a man make best for dinner? Reservations.
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has 68.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: men
I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep...
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has 68.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: poems
A logician's wife is having a baby. The doctor immediately hands the newborn to the dad. His wife asks impatiently: "So, is it a boy or a girl" ? The logician replies: "yes".
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has 68.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: baby, dad, doctor, math, wife
My mother in law was complaining about her dentures to me. She told: "Whenever I get overweight it'll be a stench; when I make myself thin it would be stretched; when something squeezes in it then I 'll faint from enjoyment!"
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has 68.32 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: fat, mean, mother in law
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