Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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