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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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