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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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