Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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