Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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