Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.