Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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