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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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