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Have you heard about the new "Mint flavored birth control pill" for women that they take immediately before sex? They're called "Predickamints".
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Teacher: "Who knows 5+5=?" Little Johnny: "11" Teacher: "Take out your hand from trousers pocket and count with your fingers."
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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Women are looking for Mr. Right. Men are looking for Ms. Right Now.
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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
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An ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't snore, doesn't watch football, doesn't argue and DOESNT'T EXIST.
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?  She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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