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Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
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Warning ladies! Never trust a man who calls you "SEXY". This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SEX". After sex, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."
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has 68.38 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts." Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"
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has 68.37 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: communication, dad, dirty, family, kids
Two little boys, one blond, one with brown hair, were arguing over whose father could beat the other’ up. The brown-haired kid said, “My father is way better than yours.” The blond came back, “Maybe, but my mother is better than yours.” “That’s what my father says.”
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has 68.37 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: blonde, dad, dirty
A doctor asks a patient while examining her: How many sex partners did you have? 5 or 6, don't remember exactly.. Hmm, not that many... Yes, that wasn't the most successful weekend.
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has 68.37 % from 335 votes. More jokes about: sex
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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has 68.37 % from 362 votes. More jokes about: black people, computer, kids, racist, teacher
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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has 68.36 % from 917 votes. More jokes about: black people, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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has 68.34 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
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has 68.34 % from 1205 votes. More jokes about: priest, racist
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