Best jokes ever

A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.

Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.

Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.

Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.

How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.

Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!

Three boys are walking home from school and they see a naked woman. One of them runs away the other two stay to watch. The next day they are walking home from school and they see the naked woman again, and again the same boy runs away. Another day later they are walking home and they see the naked woman again, as the boy tries to run away the other boys grab him and ask, "What are you gay or something don't you like looking at naked women?" He replied, "Yeah, I love looking at naked women but my mom said that if I see one I'll turn into stone and I feel something starting to get hard."

Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.