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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend's 25, Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend's 26, so if you're single its ok, maybe he's just not born yet.
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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?  She thought children should be seen and not herded!
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An ideal man doesn't drink, doesn't snore, doesn't watch football, doesn't argue and DOESNT'T EXIST.
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Q: What did the fire monster that was slayed by the water monster say? A: "You're cold."
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I'm not usually one to tell someone how to do their job, which is probably why my promotion to management only lasted a week.
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Yo momma's so fat... The animals at the zoo feed her.
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Women are looking for Mr. Right. Men are looking for Ms. Right Now.
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You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you’re blocking the traffic.
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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to light the bonfire? Three, One to set fire to the effigy, one to watch his back, and one to shoot any witnesses.
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