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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Two deer hunters met in the woods. The first one said to the other, "Boy am I glad to see you, I've been lost for hours." The second deer hunter said, "That's nothing, I've been lost for a week."
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
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One day, Bush was talking with Osama Binladen on the phone, they couldn’t trace from where the call was coming from, but Osama said, "I’ve got good news and bad news." Bush replied, "What’s the good news?" "I’m turning myself in," said Osama. "But the bad news is, I’m coming on a plane."
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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