Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
After twelve years of carrying books to school, you're well prepared for a career in backpacking.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
Q: Why do we have to be quiet in church? A: Because people are sleeping!
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin? A: Polar Bond.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.