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A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?" The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got chapped lips." The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?" Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."
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If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on? The Captains Dinghy!
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Everyone could tell our son was a Tigers fan. When he was handed his diploma, he dropped it.
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First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween that in the end I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in. Forget the ships. My lighthouse, my rules...
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Q: What do you say to a bodybuilding cow farmer? A: Show us your calves!
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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I went to blockbusters last night and asked if I could borrow Batman Forever. The bloke at the counter said, "NO you have to bring it back tomorrow!"
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