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Q: Did you hear about the Hungarian who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Hungarian Remover".
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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After twelve years of carrying books to school, you're well prepared for a career in backpacking.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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Q: Why do we have to be quiet in church? A: Because people are sleeping!
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Q: What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin? A: Polar Bond.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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