Best jokes ever

Yo' Mama so ugly, when she wore cheese panties, even the rats wouldn't eat her.
Vote: has 68.80 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Vote: has 68.80 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord and nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
Vote: has 68.80 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: airplane, blonde
Q: Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? A: So they don't whistle on the way down.
Vote: has 68.80 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: women
I would make a science joke but all the good ones ARGON.
Vote: has 68.80 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: science
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Vote: has 68.80 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman “Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?”
Vote: has 68.80 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: alcohol, bar
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Vote: has 68.80 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks: Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg? There‘s a tap underneath it – why don‘t you taste it yourself?
Vote: has 68.80 % from 326 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: sex
What does a man make best for dinner? Reservations.
Vote: has 68.77 % from 105 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: men